I would say most decent guys are shy to approach because of fear of rejection. The ones able to do it smoothly like butter are probably not the ones you want to end up with unless you’re looking for a quick hookup.
"Might marry her" adds to the comedic nature of the piece, showcasing the diverse and amusing ways in which men might respond to being asked out by an average woman.
Regardless of whether or not I’m interested, I’d be super flattered if someone thought I’m worth asking out