What’s the weirdest response you’ve ever heard someone coming up with after getting a marriage proposal?
A netizen recently asked, “What’s the worst reply to ‘Will you marry me?’.” Below, we’ve curated the top responses.
The Alzheimer’s Case
“I already did. Now take your Alzheimer’s meds.”, said one.
“I work in a nursing home and one of our Alzheimer’s patients always falls madly in love with his wife every time she visits and asks her to be his one and only every time. Or will sheepishly ask us if she was single and available.
It’s so cute, she always gives him her wedding band to put back on her finger because he doesn’t have a ring to propose with.”, another added.
You Vs. Your Mom
“Nah…but is your mom seeing anyone?”, said one.
“I can’t imagine a guy responding favorably to that…”, another added.
“Clearly we’re on different pages. I was about to cheat on you.”
Laughing It Off
“Laughing right in their face in front of everyone is probably up there.”
The Last Person Joke
“No not even if you were the last person on earth.”
Can We Talk About This Later?
“‘Can we talk about this later?’
Saw a video on the internet years ago of someone saying this after a surprise proposal on life TV, she did not like that at all.”
The Open Marriage Query
“Can it be an open marriage?”
The Out Of League Remark
“Not even in your dreams.”
You Deserve Better
“You deserve better than me.”
The Next Birth Promise
“Maybe in another lifetime.”
The Embarrassing Reply
“Hell no, why would you embarrass me like that!”
The Shocking Revelation
“I’m not ‘name’, I’m her twin sister, and we pulled the switcheroo tonight because she’s cheating with your best friend.”
The Friend Zone Response
“Sorry, I only see you as a friend”
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