Welcome Drama: 15 Chilly Comebacks to “I Miss You”

Not everyone receives a heartfelt reply to an ‘I miss you’ text. An internet user asked, “What is the coldest response to ‘I miss you’?”. The answers below had us chilling!

WHO IS THIS?

"Who is this?" asked one. Even when I recognize the number, any 'I miss you' or 'how've you been' prompts, "Who is this?" I hope they get the hint.

SORRY

“‘Oh, sorry, man, forgot to block you.’ I got hit with this from a friend once. It was not a good day.” 

SO?

“I got, ‘So?'” said one.  “‘So’ is colder after sending a long, sappy diatribe of nonsense,” another added. 

THAT’S SWEET

“That’s sweet. It is truly the greatest, most-condescending, and dismissive ‘screw you’ there is.” 

I DON’T THINK ABOUT YOU AT ALL

“I don’t think about you at all,” said one.  “One of the best comebacks of all time,” another added. 

REACT WITH A THUMBS-UP

"Reply to texts with a thumbs-up," one said. "When someone sends a long non-apology, I love just giving it a thumbs-up," added another.

IT’LL PASS

“It’ll pass,” said one.  “I’m pretty sure I’ve said that to an ex once,” another added. 

I’M SURE YOU DO

“I’m sure you do,” said one. “This is cool. I might use this when I heard him say he misses me,” another added. 

YOU MISS THE PERSON WHO LOVED YOU SO MUCH

“No, you don’t; you miss the person who loved you so much, you never had to love them back.”

GET USED TO IT

“Get used to it,” said one. “This actually shows you care enough to want to burn them and is somehow weirdly soothing,” another added. 

THAT CHANGES NOTHING

“Doesn’t change anything.”

I MISS MY PEACE

“I miss the peace I had before you sent this.”

AS YOU SHOULD

“As you should, I’m unforgettable.”

YOU AGAIN?

“You again? I thought I got rid of you for good.”

DON’T CONTACT ME AGAIN

“Don’t contact me again, or I will file a restraining order.”

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