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15 Things People Would Write On Their Tombstones If They Are Given A Chance

Post-death, we can't control our tombstone's text. Given a chance, what'd you write? On a forum, users shared their preferred epitaphs.

I AM WAITING FOR YOU

Constantly waiting for my wife, if I die first my headstone will read 'I'm waiting for you'. Significant to us, creepy in 100 years.

PURSUED BY A BEAR

“I’m torn between ‘My Gods, the crazy bastard did it’ and ‘Exit, pursued by a bear.'”

NOT DEAD

“Not just dead inside.”

THAT’S ALL

“That’s All Folks!”

AFFORDING LAND

“I had to die to finally afford some land.”

FLESH WOUND

“It wasn’t just a flesh wound.”

LOOK BEHIND YOU

“‘Look behind you!’ and then I have a sign behind my tombstone that says, ‘Ha ha, made you look.'”

GONE AND FORGOTTEN

“It would have no name, just a date and the words ‘gone and forgotten.'”

PET THE BEAR

“I thought that I could pet the bear.”

TIME JUST GETS AWAY

“I already have it picked and paid for. ‘Time just gets away from us.'”

FORESEEN EVENTS

“Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.”

DIED TRAGICALLY

“Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.”

I LITERALLY DIED

“The joke was so funny I literally died.”

TOO OLD TO BE YOUNG

“You’re never too old to be young.”

HEAVEN

“Don’t expect to meet me in heaven, and I ain’t even believing in it.”

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