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15 Phrases That Are Dead Giveaways You’re Sarcastic

"Is there a default sarcastic sentence?" asked an internet user. Let’s explore top responses!

THANKS FOR NOTHING

"An old guy called my workplace daily, but only spoke to my boss. One day, when she was away, he curtly said 'Thanks for nothing' and hung up."

I COULD CARE LESS

“‘I could care less,’ which social media loves to point out, means the speaker could not care very much less!”

THANKS

“Thanks, Einstein.”

I BET IT IS

“‘I bet it is/I bet you did,’ etc. It can be used non-sarcastically, but it just sounds sarcastic whenever people say it.” 

I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT THAT

“Wow, that’s amazing. I never would have thought of that.”

ARE WE?

“Anything with ‘are we’ at the end. Going to the shop, are we? Having lunch, are we? Scrolling on your phone, are we?”

EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS

“‘Excuse me.’ Bonus points if you call them ‘Princess.'” 

LIVING THE DREAM

“Living the dream. We all know what we mean when we say this.”

HOPE YOU’RE PROUD

“I hope you’re proud of yourself.”

ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE

“Telling your coworkers you’re enjoying ‘another day in paradise’ when you show up to work.”

OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

“‘Our tax dollars at work.’ This is usually about a horrible pothole.” 

GOOD FOR YOU

“‘Good for you’ sounds sarcastic no matter what; I hate it!” 

IN YOUR DREAMS

“In your dreams.”

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

“What did you just say to me!” 

WHAT DO YOU THINK GENIUS?

“Oh, I don’t know; what do you think, genius?” 

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