15 Most Messed-Up Bible Verses You’ll Ever Read (Prepare to Be Shocked)

Have you ever read bible verses and come across a very strange or unusual verse? 

A user asked the forum, “What is the most unusual bible verse?” Here are the top responses. 

JUDGES 3:20

"Ehud had a divine message and used left hand to draw the sword from his right thigh, sinking it deep into the king's belly. Full sword disappeared into him. Judges 3:20"

SONG OF SONGS 4:5

“‘Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies.’ Song of Songs 4:5”

JONAH

"Jonah finds and loses a gourd tree, then gets scolded by God. He says, 'Jonah, that gourd existed by no labor of yours.'"

GENESIS 27:11

“Genesis 27:11 is my favorite. ‘My brother Esau is a hairy man, but I am a smooth man.'”

GENESIS 25:30

“He said to Jacob, ‘Let me eat some of that red stuff because I’m exhausted.’ Genesis 25:30. Something about how this is worded makes it seem strange.”

EXODUS 21:20-21

"‘A man must be punished if a slave he beats dies but not if they recover after a day, as the slave is his property.’ Exodus 21:20-21"

SONG OF SOLOMON 5:4

My personal favorite is Song of Solomon 5:4. The web translation is ‘My beloved thrust his hand in through the latch opening. My heart pounded for him.’”

VERSES 9-21

"Saint Attila raised the grenade, asking the Lord to bless it to vanquish His enemies. The Lord and the people agreed. Instructions were given in a three-step counting process, ending with throwing the grenade at the naughty foes. From the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, 9-21."

PROVERBS 27:14

“‘He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, shall be counted a curse to him.’ Proverbs 27:14.”

JUDGES 4:21

"Barak defeats Sisera's army, leading Sisera to flee to Heber's tent. Heber's wife, Jael, kills him while he sleeps: Judges 4:21 -" one of the Bible's most metal verses.

ZECHARIAH 14:12-13

"The Lord will plague nations that fought Jerusalem; their flesh, eyes, and tongues will rot. They will be struck with panic, attacking each other. Zechariah 14:12-13."

PROVERBS 21:19

“Proverbs 21:19. ‘It’s better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome, complaining wife.'”

MATTHEW 5:48

“‘All day, you gotta go all out to be good, jalike you Faddah in da sky, he always goes all out to be good.’ ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭5:48‬.”

MATTHEW 4:3

“So Satan went by him a presha him. He told Jesus, ‘So, what? You God Boy for real, kine? Den tell dese rocks hea for some food.’ ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭4:3‬.”

PSALMS 38:7

“‘For my loins are full of inflammation, and there is no soundness in my flesh.’ Psalms 38:7.”

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