15 Most Messed-Up Bible Verses You’ll Ever Read (Prepare to Be Shocked)

Have you ever read bible verses and come across a very strange or unusual verse? 

A user asked the forum, “What is the most unusual bible verse?” Here are the top responses. 


"Ehud had a divine message and used left hand to draw the sword from his right thigh, sinking it deep into the king's belly. Full sword disappeared into him. Judges 3:20"


“‘Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies.’ Song of Songs 4:5”


"Jonah finds and loses a gourd tree, then gets scolded by God. He says, 'Jonah, that gourd existed by no labor of yours.'"


“Genesis 27:11 is my favorite. ‘My brother Esau is a hairy man, but I am a smooth man.'”


“He said to Jacob, ‘Let me eat some of that red stuff because I’m exhausted.’ Genesis 25:30. Something about how this is worded makes it seem strange.”

EXODUS 21:20-21

"‘A man must be punished if a slave he beats dies but not if they recover after a day, as the slave is his property.’ Exodus 21:20-21"


My personal favorite is Song of Solomon 5:4. The web translation is ‘My beloved thrust his hand in through the latch opening. My heart pounded for him.’”


"Saint Attila raised the grenade, asking the Lord to bless it to vanquish His enemies. The Lord and the people agreed. Instructions were given in a three-step counting process, ending with throwing the grenade at the naughty foes. From the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, 9-21."


“‘He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, shall be counted a curse to him.’ Proverbs 27:14.”


"Barak defeats Sisera's army, leading Sisera to flee to Heber's tent. Heber's wife, Jael, kills him while he sleeps: Judges 4:21 -" one of the Bible's most metal verses.

ZECHARIAH 14:12-13

"The Lord will plague nations that fought Jerusalem; their flesh, eyes, and tongues will rot. They will be struck with panic, attacking each other. Zechariah 14:12-13."


“Proverbs 21:19. ‘It’s better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome, complaining wife.'”


“‘All day, you gotta go all out to be good, jalike you Faddah in da sky, he always goes all out to be good.’ ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭5:48‬.”


“So Satan went by him a presha him. He told Jesus, ‘So, what? You God Boy for real, kine? Den tell dese rocks hea for some food.’ ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭4:3‬.”


“‘For my loins are full of inflammation, and there is no soundness in my flesh.’ Psalms 38:7.”

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