I misdialed a number at work, won a Bahamas cruise on a radio show, ruptured vertebrae falling into an empty pool, was left paralyzed from the waist down in a Bahamian hospital, flown to Tampa for spinal fusion, and can now walk again—all due to an incorrect digit.
Once in a tree stand, something hit my head hard twice. I initially blamed a squirrel above me but soon spotted an owl swooping toward me with wings locked. I guess it mistook my hat for a squirrel. Hilarious now!