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15 Excuses That Will Get You Out Of Any Situation

We all give weak excuses at times, but are there some that are universal favorites?

A netizen recently asked, “What’s your go-to excuse for anything?”

Below are the top responses.

HAVE TO WORK 

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” ‘I can’t, I have to work!’ I’ve always been a shift worker with an odd schedule that includes weekends and holidays. It doesn’t anymore, but no one needs to know that.”

JUST TIRED 

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“I’m just tired. I didn’t sleep well last night. Repeat X infinity.”

PARTNER’S FRIEND

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“My partner likes to blame her friend for anything and everything. Except he lives on a different continent. With a 6-hour time difference and has never been to our country. But sure, it’s his fault that we didn’t put the bread away, and the cat got in it.”

BIPOLAR DEPRESSION 

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“Bipolar depression. I’ve struggled my whole life and wish it wasn’t my excuse. I’m not fun or creative, and I’m just sad and angry.”

ON MY PERIOD 

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“I’m on my period,” said one. 

“Most often, it’s not even a lie,” another added. 

THYROID FATIGUE 

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“I’m having a bad thyroid fatigue day. 99% of the time, it’s true, so for the other 1% of the time, it’s hard to argue.”

BACK PAIN

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“Back pain. I have a long history of chronic back pain and can escape almost anything.”

HEMORRHOIDS 

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“Hemorrhoids, painful, itchy hemorrhoids. Nobody is going to argue with you on that one. Late for work, hemorrhoids. Caught cheating, hemorrhoids. Every time.”

HEADACHES 

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“I’m not sure it’s an excuse because it’s usually accurate, but it’s a headache. I suffer from headaches pretty regularly. Most of the time, I can take it and pull through, but sometimes I just choose not to.”

JET LAG

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“For the first two months after I moved, I used jet lag as an excuse if I woke up late or was tired.”

TIRE IS BLOWN 

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“I have a photo of one of my tires exploding on my car. If I don’t ever want to do something with people, I send them that next to a picture of me on the Highway and say, ‘Oh man, my tire is blown! I don’t have a spare, and I’m waiting to be picked up! It works up to four times with each person.”

DOG NEEDS ME

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“‘I can’t; I must get home to my dog.’ Which is true 99% of the time. I don’t make plans unless my dog is included or cared for. But he’s also a great backup plan.”

FORGOT 

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“‘I forgot’ is pretty solid considering I forget things all the time.” 

GRANDMA’S APPOINTMENT WITH THE DOCTOR

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“Grandma has a doctor’s appointment, and I’m the only reliable transportation. You can reuse this excuse to infinity.”

DEMANDING CLIENT

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“I’m in consulting, so I say, ‘Sorry, I have a demanding client right now and a deliverable due soon.’Works every time. Even if it’s a Saturday and I don’t feel like going to some boring dinner with people who are marginally my friends. They just assume that I work a lot and have a lot of demands. They almost respect me more as an “overworker” which is a sad part of our culture, but I don’t care about avoiding boring things.

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